On October 31, 2008, Satoshi Nakamoto released a seminal paper, titled simply and accurately: “Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System”. Laconic and well-crafted, the paper laid out a system that solved a problem previously thought unsolvable.

If you haven’t read it yet, you really should: Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System

It is this paper that a pompous windbag—supported by a troupe of graduates from the Lionel Hutz School of Law—is claiming as his own.

It is not.

It belongs to all of us but to no one of us in particular.

Because we are all Satoshi. Well, except Craig Wright.